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AND THEY LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS.
AND THEY ARE UNDER-EMPLOYED.
Blame it on the Fed (no, not Roger Federer).
Just after the death of the flowers,
And before they are buried in snow,
There comes a festival season,
When nature is all aglow—
Aglow with a mystical spendour
That rivals the brightness of spring,
Aglow with a beauty more tender
Than aught which fair summer could bring….
~Emeline B. Smith, “Indian Summer”
This is a photo I digitally altered called “Rushing Waters”. See it and others at shawn-lacey.artistwebsites.com
99% of the wealth is controlled by 1% of the people
Humans share 99% of the same DNA
99% of the plastic we throw in the ocean has mysteriously disappeared
99% of Sweden’s garbage is now recycled
the sun makes up 99% of the mass in our solar system
Americans consume 99% of the world’s Vicodin supply
99.9% of musicians today cannot make a living wage
99% of social media posts generate almost no engagement
Our toilet was running and I had to fix the flapper
This made me think of a man named Thomas Crapper
It is certainly his namesake when you go to take a crap
But he did not invent the toilet if you can believe that
The first working toilet appeared in the 16th century
It was built for QE1 by John Harington you see
The flush patent went to Alex Cummings in 1775
Many years before plumber Tom Crapper was alive
Crapper popularized the toilet among aristocratants
Since he installed a lot and got himself nine patents
For his innovations in the way the darn thing works
While dealing with Victorian royalty and enjoying perks
- Shawn Lacey