Due to Tumblr’s limit of 10MB for music file uploads, I am unable to upload a 5 minute song I wrote. This is not terribly long in my opinion - why is this arbitrary limit in place?
EVERYONE IS INTO COSMETIC SURGERY THESE DAYS. LOOK AT THIS GUY’S FAKEY SIX PACK ABS!
These are the two categories the contestants (nerds) on “Teen Jeopardy” saved for last.
Why does a woman have to pay so much to make a withdrawal from a sperm bank? Because anything handmade is pricey.
revised from funnyordie et al
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.