All spewing forth from the right brain (I am left-handed).

lolfactory:  I’m cookie confused
IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, IT MEANS YOU ARE ON LEAVE.

lolfactory:  I’m cookie confused

IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, IT MEANS YOU ARE ON LEAVE.

FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD:

If you want a free download code for my entire first album “ASCENT” from last year, just re-blog something of mine and message my inbox that you want the code. I will message it back. Then take it to my BANDCAMP page (lower right) at

shawnlacey.bandcamp.com

While supplies last…

from lolfactory:
AND THEY LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS.
AND THEY ARE UNDER-EMPLOYED.
Blame it on the Fed (no, not Roger Federer).
 

from lolfactory:

AND THEY LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS.

AND THEY ARE UNDER-EMPLOYED.

Blame it on the Fed (no, not Roger Federer).

 

MORE MULTIPLE CHOICE
She:
a.  Is hitting a high note on “American Idol”
b.  Is an excited judge on “The Voice”
c.  Has just won “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”
d.  Has just seen her boyfriend run over by a giant slug
e.  None of the above

MORE MULTIPLE CHOICE

She:

a.  Is hitting a high note on “American Idol”

b.  Is an excited judge on “The Voice”

c.  Has just won “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”

d.  Has just seen her boyfriend run over by a giant slug

e.  None of the above

via funnyordie

via funnyordie

Just after the death of the flowers,
And before they are buried in snow,
There comes a festival season,
When nature is all aglow—
Aglow with a mystical spendour
That rivals the brightness of spring,
Aglow with a beauty more tender
Than aught which fair summer could bring….
~Emeline B. Smith, “Indian Summer”

— from quotegarden.com

This is a photo I digitally altered called “Rushing Waters”.  See it and others at shawn-lacey.artistwebsites.com

This is a photo I digitally altered called “Rushing Waters”.  See it and others at shawn-lacey.artistwebsites.com

lolfactory:

Separate taps?
Damn, I should have thought of this when I was in England.

lolfactory:

Separate taps?

Damn, I should have thought of this when I was in England.

99

  • 99% of the wealth is controlled by 1% of the people

  • Humans share 99% of the same DNA

  • 99% of the plastic we throw in the ocean has mysteriously disappeared

  • 99% of Sweden’s garbage is now recycled

  • the sun makes up 99% of the mass in our solar system

  • Americans consume 99% of the world’s Vicodin supply

  • 99.9% of musicians today cannot make a living wage

  • 99% of social media posts generate almost no engagement

- from http://hdwallpapers.cat/

- from http://hdwallpapers.cat/

lolfactory:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon is a rejected one.

lolfactory:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon is a rejected one.

TOILET HUMOR

Our toilet was running and I had to fix the flapper

This made me think of a man named Thomas Crapper

It is certainly his namesake when you go to take a crap

But he did not invent the toilet if you can believe that

The first working toilet appeared in the 16th century

It was built for QE1 by John Harington you see

The flush patent went to Alex Cummings in 1775

Many years before plumber Tom Crapper was alive

Crapper popularized the toilet among aristocratants

Since he installed a lot and got himself nine patents

For his innovations in the way the darn thing works

While dealing with Victorian royalty and enjoying perks

- Shawn Lacey

daryldixon-fanatics:

The Walking Dead Merchandise: http://bit.ly/daryl-dixon

COOL GUITAR, DARYL.

daryldixon-fanatics:

The Walking Dead Merchandise: http://bit.ly/daryl-dixon

COOL GUITAR, DARYL.